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What do you call a farm that makes bad jokes?

Corny.

06-Jun-2023 16:54:22

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What do you call bears with no ears?

B.

07-Jun-2023 15:38:49

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Tia

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I just wrote a book on reverse psychology.

Do not read it.

08-Jun-2023 13:12:47

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When the moon hits your knees, and you mispronounce trees

Sycamore

09-Jun-2023 15:30:12

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What’s red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

10-Jun-2023 14:08:13

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If evil be spoken of you and it be true, correct yourself, if it be a lie, laugh at it.

Epictetus

11-Jun-2023 12:05:34

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2022

Tia

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"If you snooze, you lose."

Old saying meaning today: Waking up and pressing the snooze will get you back to bed, instead of waking up to pursuit your goals. So if you press it you are already giving up your success by default.

12-Jun-2023 12:15:26

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Tia

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I don’t trust stairs.

They’re always up to something.

13-Jun-2023 14:49:17

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

14-Jun-2023 12:47:19

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If you want to succeed, focus on changing yourself, not others. - Unknown

15-Jun-2023 13:58:50 - Last edited on 15-Jun-2023 13:59:03 by Tia

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