Apr 2022 Tia Posts: 1,164 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Today I gave my dead batteries away. They were free of charge. 27-May-2023 16:30:59
Apr 2022 Tia Posts: 1,164 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile I got fired from my job at the bank today. An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. 28-May-2023 14:46:16
Apr 2022 Tia Posts: 1,164 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece 29-May-2023 14:33:34
Apr 2022 Tia Posts: 1,164 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile I went to a wedding where two satellite dishes got married. The ceremony wasn’t great, but the reception was amazing. 30-May-2023 15:05:36
Apr 2022 Tia Posts: 1,164 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile What do you call a magician who lost their magic? Ian. 31-May-2023 12:33:57
Apr 2022 Tia Posts: 1,164 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. Epictetus 01-Jun-2023 10:46:14
Apr 2022 Tia Posts: 1,164 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile What genre are national anthems? Country. 02-Jun-2023 16:13:06
Apr 2022 Tia Posts: 1,164 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile If you do not try, your chance of success drops to 0.0% 03-Jun-2023 15:27:34
Apr 2022 Tia Posts: 1,164 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile "The squeaky wheel gets the grease." Old saying meaning today: Want to get something fixed? You have to make it notice, complain about it, be loud. 04-Jun-2023 14:55:22
Apr 2022 Tia Posts: 1,164 Mithril Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Why are there so many different kinds of pasta? If I had a penne for every time I asked myself this question. 05-Jun-2023 15:56:58