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Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

---Steven Wright

Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, 'A house guest,' you're wrong because I have just described my kids.

---Erma Bombeck

I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

---Oscar Wilde

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

---Mahatma Gandhi

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning.

---Benjamin Franklin

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

---Albert Einstein

We must develop and maintain the capacity to forgive. He who is devoid of the power to forgive is devoid of the power to love. There is some good in the worst of us and some evil in the best of us. When we discover this, we are less prone to hate our enemies.

---Martin Luther King, Jr.


And it's still a good quote, UFO.