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Kirk: Out of the way...
Shore Patrolman: Sorry, Doctor, I have strict orders...
Dr. Gillian Taylor: [Gillian moans in pain]
McCoy: My God, man. Do you want an acute case on your hands? This woman has immediate postprandial, upper-abdominal distention. Now, out of the way! Get out of the way!
[They enter the operating room]
Kirk: What did you say she has?
McCoy: Cramps.

---Star Trek 4, The Voyage Home

I am not only a pacifist but a militant pacifist. I am willing to fight for peace. Nothing will end war unless the people themselves refuse to go to war.

---Albert Einstein

The writer must earn money in order to be able to live and to write, but he must by no means live and write for the purpose of making money.

---Karl Marx

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

---George Carlin

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

---Douglas Adams

'We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard."

---John F. Kennedy

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

---Phyllis Diller

I'm on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

---Charlie "I'm a Drug" Sheen