If you don't get a kill:
"HULK SMASH! ME NO LIKEY CANNONS! I dislike how others use a part of the game that I can too if I haven't restricted myself to get a fair advantage! IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAAAAIR!"
If you do get a kill:
"VALUABLE LOOT!?! I WAS EXPECTING TORVA! WHY CANT I GET WHAT OTHERS HAVE WORKED HARD FOR BY LUCK? 200k can't do anything in this game! And by anything, I mean buy a partyhat, which is what I expected from this event. WAY TO NOT MAKE ME RICH, JAGEX!"
29-Dec-2012 02:27:51