Forums

My friend Billy claims to be a compulsive liar, but I just don't believe him

Prostate

Cancer

Awareness

As they say in Chess, Check Mate!

31-Jan-2019 09:22:57

Welcome to our newest member Vambraces

31-Jan-2019 10:25:42

Welcome vambraces hope you enjoy your time with CG.
We aim to please

Prostate

Cancer

Awareness

As they say in Chess, Check Mate!

31-Jan-2019 10:33:34 - Last edited on 31-Jan-2019 10:47:57 by Sheep Brenin

My Grandad who is called Nanna, lives at number 4 in Quality Street
He went on a baked beans only diet.
It all went really well until the residents in numbers 1, 2, 3, 5, 6 and 7 all complained to the gas board of a suspected gas leak in the street

Prostate

Cancer

Awareness

As they say in Chess, Check Mate!

31-Jan-2019 10:54:57 - Last edited on 31-Jan-2019 17:41:31 by Sheep Brenin

Grandad Nanna was feeling a bit down, each day the seconds ticked by and it was sad and rough.
So he sold his collection of fortune Cookies on ebay. He used the money to purchase a Rolex Watch, now the seconds and days slide by nice and smooth

Prostate

Cancer

Awareness

As they say in Chess, Check Mate!

31-Jan-2019 12:58:27 - Last edited on 31-Jan-2019 13:03:06 by Sheep Brenin

The residents of quality street held a Christmas party in the street. One resident put up a barrel of fruit punch. Every one would go up and take a glass full. When Grandad Nanna went up, he pulled out a plastic straw from his pocket and used it to drink the punch from the barrel? I said to the residents that were shocked by his actions - he is sadly known for his sucker punches

Prostate

Cancer

Awareness

As they say in Chess, Check Mate!

31-Jan-2019 15:20:15 - Last edited on 31-Jan-2019 17:36:16 by Sheep Brenin

My Grandad Nanna, has always seen himself as a role model for the younger generation in the family. He asked me what I thought of him as a man. So I got my phone, took a picture of him, so he could see him self

Prostate

Cancer

Awareness

As they say in Chess, Check Mate!

31-Jan-2019 16:34:41 - Last edited on 31-Jan-2019 17:34:01 by Sheep Brenin

When Grandad Nanna was younger, he threw his mother in law, in the jellyfish tank at Houston zoo while on holiday. He was reported to the SPCA in Houston and the RSPCA in the UK, for this cruel act to the Jellyfish

Soon after these events, Grandad Nanna aquired an addiction for being cruel to creatures with no back bone. Therefore he moved to a flat in Westminster, near many MPs. This is where he first tried the baked beans diet

Enough from sheep until Monday

Prostate

Cancer

Awareness

As they say in Chess, Check Mate!

31-Jan-2019 17:59:41 - Last edited on 31-Jan-2019 20:35:43 by Sheep Brenin