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After a series of crimes in South Wales, Chief Inspector Johnny of CID is looking for a man with one eye, if he doesn't find them , he will use both eyes

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30-Jan-2019 09:26:50 - Last edited on 30-Jan-2019 11:12:39 by Sheep Brenin

My friend wanted advice on getting engaged. I said it's fairly easy, just phone any government helpline, then you will be engaged

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30-Jan-2019 10:47:19 - Last edited on 30-Jan-2019 11:11:21 by Sheep Brenin

How many sausages can you get from a pig?
None, pigs will not share anything from there plate

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30-Jan-2019 13:10:18 - Last edited on 30-Jan-2019 13:11:53 by Sheep Brenin

I have been speaking to a car designer who has crossed a Toyota and a Quasimodo, and come up with a hatchback and a Notre Dame

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30-Jan-2019 16:29:02 - Last edited on 30-Jan-2019 16:30:34 by Sheep Brenin

I got so drunk on my birthday last year, when I blew the candles on the cake, I lit the candles

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30-Jan-2019 17:55:37

There was a fire at the inland revenue office, but it was put out before any serious good was done

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30-Jan-2019 20:12:14

I named my son BJ57 TWM. We don't have much money but when he is 17 and passes his driving test, I will give him my Vauxhall, he will then have his own personalised number plate

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30-Jan-2019 21:14:34

Heard some bad news about new chocolate taxes on the radio, while driving down the M4 motorway. Luckily I had a hard shoulder to cry on

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30-Jan-2019 22:17:33 - Last edited on 30-Jan-2019 22:18:10 by Sheep Brenin

31-Jan-2019 08:21:16