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ChronicleFTW

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I ran outside and looked towards the beggar corner. The building was completely destroyed, and an empty pack of meatballs was laying under the wreckage. Before I could move, I heard loud noises from way behind me, almost like there was a dinosaur walking around.

There were people screaming and running past me. One of the panicking civilians ran right into me, causing me to fall over and drop the meatball packs. One of the packs broke and meatballs rolled out of it. Suddenly the loud stomping noises went quiet, and were replaced by sniffing noises, almost like someone had smelled the meatballs.

I looked up and behind me to see the beggar that I had given the meatballs to a few minutes ago. But his skin was now green and he was a giant. He had spotted me and started laughing.

"Fool! Haven't you heard the stories about what happens when a non Swedish person eats a pure Swedish meatball? I can feel the power flowing through me, and once I have consumed all the meatballs I shall proceed to lay the world to waste!"

He laughed once again. The sound was deafening.

"I knew you were out of meatball ammo, and that's why I followed you once you left to buy more! I played the role of a hungry beggar so that you would give me the meatballs out of pity! My genious plan worked, and now there is nothing that can stop me! I, Robert the American can no longer be stopped! Now give me the rest of the meatballs so that I can kill you and proceed to destroy everything!"

I picked up the meatballs and ran like I had never ran before. I knew that if I could reach the small forest before the giant caught me, I could reach my home and prepare the antidote before it was too late.

(Continued next post) The memes, Jack.

24-Jul-2012 15:40:27 - Last edited on 24-Jul-2012 16:25:35 by ChronicleFTW

ChronicleFTW

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I had barely reached the small forest before the giant could kill me and take the meatballs. Once I was covered by the treetops, I made a dash in an unexpected direction.
The giant was stomping down the trees in front of him, thinking that I had ran straight ahead. I had won some precious time.

I reached my home, rushed straight into the kitchen and started preparing the antidote that would shrink him back to human size. From the sounds outside it seemed like the giant had now picked up the scent of the meatballs again. The antidote was finished, but I was running out of time. I filled up a meatball with the antidote liquid and ran outside.

The giant was getting closer and closer. I loaded my launcher with the antidote meatball and took up position in the aiming seat. I only had one shot, so it had to count. I could now see the giant approaching. I took a deep breath and remembered what Tyrone always told me. "If you aren't willing to risk everything to succeed then you probably won't succeed dawg. You know what I'm saying?"

The giant was now dangerously close. If I didn't take the shot soon, it would be over.
He spotted me and started laughing once again. "Do you think that puny little launcher will stop me? Bhahahaha!" I took aim and fired. The meatball flew right into the mouth of the laughing giant. Right as he reached me and was preparing to smash me into the abyss, he froze mid-punch. "What is this? What did you do!? No!" He screamed in pain as he shrunk back to normal.

After I had defeated Robert the giant and sent him back to america to never eat meatballs again, I was awarded the best Nobel Prize. And that's how the world was saved. The memes, Jack.

24-Jul-2012 16:03:01 - Last edited on 24-Jul-2012 16:27:34 by ChronicleFTW