It began when I was in the grocery store buying a few packs of meatballs. It turns out they didn't have more than 30 packs, so I had to go get some more at the neighbouring store. On the way there I saw a beggar, sitting in a corner and holding a coffee cup which had a few crowns in it (Crowns = Kronor = Swedish currency). I was feeling generous, so I decided to give him some money.
I walked up to him, looked through my wallet and found out that I didn't have spare change. All I had was a 50 and a few 100s and I was definitely not giving him that. So I told him "Sorry, got no change". He looked at me, then the meatballs. He pointed at the meatballs and looked at me again. I needed the meatballs for launcher ammo, but he looked very hungry so I gave him a pack. But I didn't realise my mistake until later.
You see, the meatballs that I use for my launcher are 100% Swedish, not just regular meatballs you can find in any country. Now you may be thinking "What's the difference?". The difference is that true Swedish meatballs are hazardous for any non-Swedish person to eat. I should have made sure that the beggar was Swedish before giving him any. He never spoke to me, so I never heard what language he speaks. Turns out he was an American by the name of Robert.
So I went inside the store and bought another 30 packs of meatballs. When I was at the checkout, I heard some loud screaming outside and a roaring noise. I quickly paid for the meatballs and ran outside to see what was going on.
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The memes, Jack.
24-Jul-2012 15:39:35
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