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Momoha
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05-Feb-2015 05:03:16

lPumpkin

lPumpkin

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I'm back on RSOF. I expect a homecoming party. Also updated the ranking information to the new system and added some other stuff because some of it went missing. I just made it up and tried to make it look fancy.

13-Feb-2015 22:47:03 - Last edited on 20-Feb-2015 21:00:38 by lPumpkin

lPumpkin

lPumpkin

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So apparently there was this guy in America. He was 70 years old, had lost all his hair and teeth and was wearing a nappy. He goes to an off license to get a beer, just a normal thing that he would've done for the past 50 years. Turns out they didn't serve him because they thought he was a baby.

True story.

20-Feb-2015 21:03:56

lPumpkin

lPumpkin

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So apparently there was this old woman, about 70 years old. She's normally fit and healthy, and having a good life. One day she goes to the doctor for a check up. The doctor tells her to take her clothes off and checks her out. The doctor then notices a tumor on her buttock. So she gets booked in for an operation to remove it. Operation day comes and they start to operate. Turns out it was a pork chop she had sat on 5 years earlier, and it had stuck to her buttock.

True story.

22-Feb-2015 14:15:01

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