"Jack Of Trades Supreme"
By Koi (and Lou) Bega
<to the tune of 'Mambo Number 5'>
Ladies and gentlemen
This is Jack Of Trades Supreme!
One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the clan, so come on let's skill
To the farming patch around the corner
The wolves say they want some crops and herbs
But I really don't wanna
Miss out, like I did last week
I must stay skilling, 'cause talk is cheap
I like Agility, Prayer, Summoning and Range
And as I continue you know they're getting sweeter
So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord
To me skilling is just like a sport
Anything goes, it's all good let me max it
Please set in the trumpet
A little bit of Attack in my life
A little bit of Defence by my side
A little bit of Strength is all I need
A little bit of Magic is what I see
A little bit of Fishing in the sun
A little bit of Crafting all night long
A little bit of Herblore here I am
A little bit of xp makes me a champ
Jack Of Trades Supreme!
Activate that Aura and get xp all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hands on the ground
Take one step left and one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this then you're doing it right
A little bit of Woodcutting in my life
A little bit of Firemaking by my side
A little bit of Cooking is all I need
A little bit of Farming is what I see
A little bit of Mining in the sun
A little bit of Smithing all night long
A little bit of Thieving here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man
Trumpet!
The trumpet!
Jack Of Trades Supreme!
(ha ha ha)
A little bit of Fletching in my life
A little bit of Hunting by my side
A little bit of Runecrafting is all I need
A little bit of Construction is what I see
A little bit of Divination in the sun
A little bit of Hitpoints all night long
A little bit of Slayer here I am
A little bit of xp makes me a champ
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03-Oct-2014 04:19:44
