Oh, Fraaaaaawd,
Who I adored,
From digsites soared,
With your artefact hoard!
But you have me floored,
For I am flawed.
But at least you're here more than no sword;
He must be bored!
Some would say Froooood,
Perhaps rather crude,
With food you stewed!
But I won't be rude...
Because you're my dude!
And you'll probably have me sued,
With your tooth that's glued...
So go chew your food!