I have some that my friend told me. Back in his noob days he wanted to give his friend 1k. Which he thought was a lot back then. He didn't know what withdraw x did and was scared that it will x out his coins, as in remove all his coins. So he withdrew 1 gp at a time and it took him about 20 mins.
Another occasion he went into the wildy and got lost. He didn't know what the "wildy level" meant so he kept going in further and further. Eventually, hours later he ran into a chaos dwarf that killed him and that was it the end of his wildy adventure