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Sagzee
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PyraTheAegis said :
Sagzee said :
PyraTheAegis said :
Hi Lathow!

If I ever get really rich, somehow, I'm tempted to find the most ridiculous thing on Kickstarter and fund it just to see what would happen.


INFLATABLE DARTBOARDS! YOUR MONEY WILL NOT BE WASTED!
If I fund it will there be a 50% chance of you sending me a thank you letter?!


NO! I mean, YES!

Hevilmystic said :
Maybe the dart board is solid and the back bit is inflatable?

It would stop the "thump" from the darts hitting the back of it!


But we charge them for replacements, is where we get the money! Hmmm but I see...thumping the back wall could be an issue...GOT IT - WE PUT EXPLOSIVES AT THE BACK OF EACH ONE THAT DETONATE UPON IMPACT ON THE WALL - PRESTO, NO WALL TO THUMP ON

Hevilmystic said :
ME, YOU, DRAGONS DEN


TO THE TELEVISION! *Takes as many explosive inflatable dartboards as possible and dives into the TV*

02-Jun-2016 01:14:21 - Last edited on 02-Jun-2016 01:14:53 by Sagzee

PyraTheAegis
Jan Member 2005

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Sagzee said :
PyraTheAegis said :
Sagzee said :
PyraTheAegis said :
Hi Lathow!

If I ever get really rich, somehow, I'm tempted to find the most ridiculous thing on Kickstarter and fund it just to see what would happen.


INFLATABLE DARTBOARDS! YOUR MONEY WILL NOT BE WASTED!
If I fund it will there be a 50% chance of you sending me a thank you letter?!


NO! I mean, YES!

Hevilmystic said :
Maybe the dart board is solid and the back bit is inflatable?

It would stop the "thump" from the darts hitting the back of it!


But we charge them for replacements, is where we get the money! Hmmm but I see...thumping the back wall could be an issue...GOT IT - WE BUT EXPLOSIVES AT THE BACK OF EACH ONE THAT DETONATE UPON IMPACT ON THE WALL - PRESTO, NO WALL TO THUMP ON

Hevilmystic said :
ME, YOU, DRAGONS DEN


TO THE TELEVISION! *Takes as many explosive inflatable dartboards as possible and dives into the TV*
Sold! Take all my money!
Member of the Kalos Elite Four and Team Flare.

02-Jun-2016 01:14:50

Hevilmystic
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Hevilmystic

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"Are you sick of the noise darts make when they hit the board? We thought you might be, that's why we invented... Explodarts! Neighbours making too much noise? Simple - You hook up our patented FloatBoard™ to the wall closest to your neighbour - you pull out a dart - launched the dart and yell "One hundred and eighty!" and the problem will be no more.*"

* May or may not lead to manslaughter charges
Unslain Bosses - Clan

02-Jun-2016 01:21:29

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