Picking all the reddened chillis from the veggie patch when suddenly Araxxi! Fucking funnelweb or something was hiding in the centre of one of the bushes in the dense leaves.
Great big hairy fucker crawled right onto the back of my hand. Scared the shit out of me!
I dont know how I wasnt bitten. I dont think I'll be sleeping for the next week now...
Accidently surged up a dinosaurs ass, became stuck then activated double surge and burst out its chest alien-style!
Got his dragon mattocks then crashed the clan citadel into Anachronia wiping out the dinosaurs.