If they start selling post count, then it won't be long before we'll be able to buy thread locks that allow us to lock our own threads once we've had enough of them.
Then all sorts of stuff can make enter willingly:
Trusted $$$ linking: Ability to rent the ability to post links on the public forums. B-but the scammers? Who cares, we need the money. If money is involved, security can fk off.
Custom avatars: Seen an avatar you like on the Interwebz? Np, simply upload your desired image to our blazing fast website, pay the listed fee and BAM you have a custom avatar for all to see.
Automatic thread bumper: Need a thread bumped? Purchase our thread bumper today to get automatic thread bumps! Users will be able to select how often they want them bumped, so your threads never have to leave page 1 ever again!
Censor-bypass: Sick of seeing stars in public? Speak with your money and you may finally be able to get rid of them. Swear to your heart's content with this bargain buy!
Custom badges: Every forumer needs a fancy badge next to their name. What you waiting for? ORDER NOW!
The possibilities are endless.
This post may have triggered the IVP senses.
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13-Feb-2016 22:24:08
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13-Feb-2016 22:27:10
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