"heheheeh, maybe i'll write in some random peoples names!"
"As much as he enjoyed weddings, he decided to put in a very long paragraph about why he couldn't attend. He said that the online community of runescape was very important to him. Naturally we can expect that the newly weds will send a giant card back as well with an angry face, maybe with a world of warcraft refference"
"they'll never suspect me erasing everyone elses name and putting mine in giant letters!"
"Where did i leave my giant pen..."
"Dear newly weds,
From nex to the goblins all the way in lumbridge, we wish you all the best in your marridge. The castle in varrock is none to yours, all of us clearly adore. And while your prince may not be dressed in rune, all your followers will still swoon. We send you this card with perferated rims, because in our clue scrolls, we can't find a gold trim!"
"...and a happy marridge to you.
P.S. can you see our sign from here? It says Jagex"
01-May-2011 04:28:19