Captions:
Now you know how gnomes feel when they get mail.
"Ask not what you monarchy can do for you, ask 'how big is too big'."
Hmmm... somebody is overcomponsating for something...
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Not Captions:
To those curious people, it LOOKS like the card says something like this:
'Dear Prince William and Kate Middleton,
Congratulations on the biggest quest you have ever embarked on,may all your hits be 99.
Wishing you both a world not unlike Runescape(tm), joy and happiness on your (UNREADABLE).
Best wishes from all of us here at Jagex, developer of the world's most popular MMORPG.
(JAGEX LOGO)'
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Caption:
After reading the letter, how ironic would it be if Prince William then had to go slay a dragon?
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Side Note to New Players:
It says "...may all your hits be 99" because that was the old combat system; life points and damage points were multiplied by 10 a while ago to create a more effective fighting system.
07-May-2011 05:42:58