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14-May-2011 02:39:11

Gluepot
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Gluepot

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Hello
my captions:
"for an extremely large card, we need an extremely small pen."
"this might be a bit big for postie pete"
"wishing you the best marriage and hope some warrior doesn't slay like the departed king black dragon"
"one card done, now for the bigger one to the kbd and kq"
"do I put my real name or Jmod name?"
"this makes up for the very small wedding present (some pixel candy)"
Ho Ho Ho!

The Imperial Legion

14-May-2011 06:37:56

James Dond

James Dond

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"Don't worry guys, all we need is a giant mailman and a giant envelope."
"Can we we just send a really long e-mail?"
"I wish someone would give me a card this big on my Birthday :'("
"A big card for a big wedding!"
"You know what they say; big card, small..."
"You know what they say; big card, big..."
"Obviously we're sending this card to the wedding of giants!"
"Is this for a wedding of giants?"
"If this is for a wedding of giants, I wonder what combat level they are..."
"Please don't fall over. Please don't fall over"
"Man, I could fly using this thing..."
"OK Mark, 'Go big or go home' doesn't apply for everything!"
"I wonder if they'll actually read this... *Writes: 'I hope you have a great poop of a wedding* hehehe"
"I wonder if their strength level is high enough to hold this..."
"We need to find a mailman with a high strength level to deliver this"
"We should add this in as a new shield!"
"Those kebbits will never see me now!"
"Whoever made this must have a really high crafting level!"
"I'll just hide behind here and scare Mark when he comes in"
"If we're ever under attack by a barrage of arrows, we can use this!"
"Requires level 20 Construction to build a house out of it"
"We should include a teletab in here!"
"This could be a new slayer monster!"
"*sigh* why must Mark include so many puns"

14-May-2011 18:33:37

W i z a r d
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W i z a r d

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"Person in a cake? Too clichè. Developer in a card? That's more like it!"
"Dear William and Kate, prepare to be crwned!!"
(pwned but with crowns; of course I wish the best for the two of them!)

15-May-2011 07:12:25 - Last edited on 15-May-2011 07:43:55 by W i z a r d

Edjewin1859

Edjewin1859

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*"So... And how is this going to fit in the mailbox...?"
*"Does anyone have a stairs? I can't reach the top of the letter."
*"Yeah, they can't see very well, so instead of sending glasses, we just send a giant card."
*"On television they always look so small"
*"Was this really the biggest card you could find?"
*"Other Jmod: Jon, have you seen my tent? Mod Jon H: Eh..."
*"Biggest online MMORPG, biggest card"
*"Kid: Mom, this card doesn't even fit on my computer, can I have a bigger one?"
*"Oke guys, tell me, who casted "extreme hair growth" on me...?"
*"Mod Jon H: Really guys, why do I have to write all your names, can't you do it yourselves?"
*"And, eh, how many stamps does this card need...?"
*"Hehe, they'll never find me here!"
*"...and hereby do we offer you a year free membership, congrats!"
*"To the king black dragon and I hope you will not burn this card."
Well, here are some captions and I hope you like them :P

15-May-2011 17:21:51 - Last edited on 15-May-2011 17:29:52 by Edjewin1859

Warhammers

Warhammers

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"HERES A HUUUUGE CARD FOR A HUUUUUGE EVENT! LOVE JAGEX"
"Congratulations! You've Reached Level 99 Card Signing, Why not visit Mod Jon H who works at Jagex? he has something special that is only available to true masters of the card signing skill!"
"Let's Hope this isn't a man eating card creature from the depths of Daemonheim..."
"Shall I sign here? Beside the hundreds of other names??"
"You must be at least this tall to be a Royal Wedding Congratulatory Card."
" Objective 1... Sign the Card... Ojective 2... Hunt down a giant envelope... Objective 3... Place Card in Giant Envelope... Objective 4... Send Card off to Happy Couple... QUEST COMPLETE!
1000 Hunter Experience
1000 Strength Experience"
"one LARGE step for card kind..."
"One Card to Rule them ALL!"
"Has anyone seen the Royal Wedding Card?"
"Now, to get a second card for the King Black Dragon and Kalaphite Queen."
"Gargantuan Card from the Papermill (Level 1)"
"Let me just get my spectacles so I can read this..."
"Dear Prince William and Kate Middleton, This Card is Huge, which means you're awesome, Jagex"
"Alas.. I am outsized by paper.... WHY CRUEL WORLD!"
"The Boys at the Varrock Lumber Yard worked hard to make enough paper for this Card!"
"I lent Postie Pete my Spirit Terrorbird Pouch for his delivery to Buckingham Palace!"
"The Hill Giants are wondering what the fuss over this normal sized card is?"
These are my ideas for captions that came off the top of my head lol :P hope you like them!
-- Warhammers
If you kill a man, you're a murderer, kill many, you're a conqueror... Kill them all... and you're a god.

15-May-2011 23:16:08

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