1)Jmod uses game rollback - It's super effective!
2)Jmod: W00t! I just finished ROTM!
3)Jmod1: W00t! 99 sailing
Jmod2: DUDE. The Sailing skill was an april fools JOKE.
Jmod1: Yea I like them too, but I'm going to buy my
Sailing cape now.
*Jmod runs away but quickly comes back*
Jmod1: Wait...What did you say?
4)Jmod1: W00t! I just achieved 120 dungeoneering guys!
Jmod2: You do realise you can edit your skill levels.
Jmod1: Of course I do..
*Jmod1 exits the room*
*You hear Jmod1 screaming: "GODDAMNIT!"
5)Jmod1: W00t! Divine sigil drop!
Jmod2: (whispers to other Jmod) Are you really sure you
don't want to do that rollback?
6)*You feel a strange power unleashed upon you.*
Or some Jmod just had his first iron platelegs drop.
Congratulations man. Just don't hit the roof. We need it.
7)Jmod1: I bet 5 dollar you can't jump higher than your
desk.
Jmod2: You'll see! *jumps*
*Jmod2 hits the roof and is KO.*
Jmod1: *Takes Jmod2's wallet* Sucker.
And oh here's your 5 dollar. *Throws it on Jmod2*
8)Jmod1: W00t! I just farmed some carrots on Farmville!
Jmod2: Nice! Wait.. What..? Did you say farmville?
Jmod1: Err.. no.. I said farming skill.. duh..
9)Jmod1: W00t! I just killed Famouspker1!
Jmod2: You dced him didn't you?
Jmod1: Err.. Of course not.. * Closes editor screen*
10)Jmod1: W00t! I just organised a date with a 25 year old
blond girl with big boo..ts. I like big boots,
don't laugh guys..
*Some old Jmod runs in*
OldJmod: W00t! I just dated a 27 year old hunk!
Jmod1: o_O What's his name?
Oldjmod: Peter
Jmod1: Will you excuse me 1 minute, I need to go to the
toilet.
*You hear Jmod1 scream from a few rooms away*
Jmod1: Omagawdomagawdomagawd NOOOO!
11:Congratulations! you just advanced a Thieving level.
You can now steal Mod Mark's wallet.
Jmod1: WHOOHOO JACKPOT BABY!
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