All right, here I am with hordes of entries:
1) "Oh, so THIS is how it feels to be levitated."
2) "The Force is painful, especially when used on me."
3) "A mysterious pixelated hand shoves you back from the Kinect."
4) "I SEE MY BELLY."
5) "And here I thought this Kinect was a camera from Blizzard, spying on us J-Mods, watching or every move. In the dissonance of a loud afternoon, I zipped my greenish-tan jacket over my dragon metal-reinforced security t-shirt, and said, 'Man, this is gonna make me famous!' Using my Thieving skills, I was able to disable that nasty spy camera and foil Blizzard's evil schemes! I received one QP, a Kin.ect system, and a pen. I couldn't help jumping for joy."
6) "LOOK! I can fly without a chicken suit! hah!"
7) "When I saw Lucien in my closet, I LITERALLY jumped three feet in the air!"
8) "Maybe if I jump up and down, Mark will notice me!"
9) "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT. I liek a-w00tin."
10) "Kinect-Runescape, Take 8976, ACTION!"
11) "IIIII LLLIIIKKKKEEE TTTHHHIIIISSS GGGAAAAAAMMMEEE!!!!"
12) "Disintegrate THESE mad abs, NOMAD! >:[ ... ... er, the little corner you can see of said mad abs... BUT STILL."
13) "I'll show them... I'll show them ALL! I AM NOT FAT! I will exercise for 12 hours a day... 7 days a week... and I WILL beat Mo- ohhhhh a KINECT!"
14) "CHOOOOOOCCCOOOLLLAAATTTTEEEE!"
15) "I guess this why coffee is for adults."
16) "When you're poor and alone, no one gives a chiz about what you do in your basement... with the exception of the guy who put the Kinect there."
17) "Friday, Friday, gonna get down on FRY-A-DAY! ... ... what? the other J-mods told me I'm a GREAT singer, and I should film myself... what was that? You can't.... your ears are bleeding? oh, sorry..."
18) "This is how Mario dies in the old games."
19) "King Leonidas's foot hurts."
20) "I think Rukia Ladris should win this, you know, because Rukia is awesome and all."
21) "This is what I get for messing with Mewtwo."
08-Apr-2011 02:45:09
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