If I could take on real world item to the wilderness it would be a flame thower... (:< burn them in their own armour, or just burn there threads therefore owning them in a different fasion.
If I was taking one real world item to the wilderness it would be a huge sign on the back of a multi coloured bus that says "Love not war" and then all of Runescape will be in peace and won't fight each other. <3
If I was taking one real world item to the wilderness it would be... Charlie Sheen, he can distract everyone with his 7 gram rocks and multitudes of women, and i can sneak up from behind!
actually a better one
If I was taking one real world item to the wilderness it would be a load of sticky notes to stick to people's backs which say "PK ME!"