This is just tedious, the names I considered are just flooding away while my web pages just crash over and over. I thought I could expect a bit of preparation, but it is JaGeX, so I don't know what I expected.
Guys, every server will go down under huge load. It's a fact of communications. It's not just Jagex, it's every server hosting company worldwide. Look at Apple's servers when they released iOS 7, hardly ANYONE could even initiate the download.
Stop complaining, this stuff is expected, and they even told you that.