1. I wish they didn't bring this competition back, now everyone gets to see me wear this stupid hog's head.
2. "I told you not to use raw pork, now you've summoned a Spirit Terrorpig!"
3. "I have a shiny nose, but my name definitely is not Rudolph!"
4. This room is fake and so is my body.
5. You killed the Evil Chicken in Zanaris, now look out for the Evil Pig.
6. "Steel Dragon Mask? Bah! This one pwns all!"
7. "Welcome to the Hog's Head tavern, Long Pork is the specialty on today's menu."
8. "Give me pig-erty, or give me death!"
9. After a hard day at the office, Brad the computer programmer tries out a new script.
10. "Would you like some cheese with your swine?"
12-Oct-2010 02:25:48