Vote for the Evil Chicken, who I dared to stand up to, and lead me crying to my mother, long ago, because I almost died. He is ALL-POWERFUL, we MUST vote for him!
Vote Evil Chicken!
He has caused many great disasters, including the loss of my first 5k back in 2006.
Do you see how evil he is, ruining our memories?!
He must be the best, and should be!