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Jimothey
Apr Member 2010

Jimothey

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@Salubrious:
1: The Evil Chicken was also a murderer ya knucklehead!
2: As i've said before, the Chocatrice isn't camel dung and has been through more pain than the Evil Chicken
3: The Evil Chicken hates humans
4: The Evil Chicken doesn't reign supreme ruler of Gielinor. The Anima Mundi, the balanced link between spiritual life forms created by Guthix, currently rules. Then again, Guthix may return one day...
5: Werechickens aint cool. they're boring.
6: if you ARE a werechicken, then that makes ME a wereatrice, a humanoid creature that has a deadly gaze of any element chosen by that wereatrice's mind when first decided. Ya like camel dung? then that's what i'm gonna choose to turn you into. *gives Salubrious a deadly gaze and turns her into a pile of camel dung*
Vote for the Chocatrice. If you voted for the Evil Chicken, then slap either the Evil Chicken or ugly ol' Salubrious. Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

06-Apr-2012 02:36:58

Salubrious

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*the attempt fails; he causes himself to implode because a chocatrice doesn't have the abilities of a Cocatrice- because he'd kill the camel dung bacteria, and kill itself.*
Class 1 roleplaying forums godmod here. Back down, son.
1; The evil chicken has been framed. The evil chicken is a caring creature- a mighty, powerful and godly creature- but not a noob like the chocatrice. Nothing you can say or do will change that.
2; That would be because, the chocatrice is made of sulfuric acid, camel dung, and other things. Once it solidifies, it evaporates,- or should I say evap poo rates-- and changes into a fart, and then into a poo ltry effort of competition.
3; Propaganda. The Evil Chicken will sue you.
4; The Evil Chickens grandparents one day ate a sandwich, and dropped it in a box. This fermented, and became our universe. Slowly transforming, RuneScape was formed; and I'll think you'll find that the evil chicken invented all those puny gods you worship on deh armourzzzz!
5; COME AT ME BRO. Go and play dungeons and dragons- you may understand one of these years.
6; *see the first part. You fail. You lose. Go and snooze.*
VOTE CHICKEN- because we have better trolling, better mottos, better foods, better lifespans.... better everything!
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06-Apr-2012 02:53:19

Rhonchus

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Support to the EVIL CHICKEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=)

06-Apr-2012 04:24:49

Jimothey
Apr Member 2010

Jimothey

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@Salubrious
1: okay, they teamed up and threw the easter bunny down white wolf mountain and sent him to the paramedics.
2: does that have to do with the teasing, the being bullied, and the slaving away he's endured? I've BEEN at the 2008 Easter event, and he wasn't sulfuric acid or that other stuff when he was an egg, and that goes for the chocolate, too. Nor was that chocolate or him camel dung.
3: whose to say it's propaganda? He's got evil in his name ya derp!
4: a: the grandparents ate the sandwich completely; b: if they DID create the universe, then where were they when they ate the sandwich?
5: I WILL! *slaps Salubrious' egg mask off* and... *throws her body in a separating machine used to make fried chicken* tell the Evil Chicken down there that I said "GO AND KISS MAH A-JUNK!"
6: I wasn't a Chocatrice. I was a WEREATRICE, that's completely different. Go look in the mirror to see what I mean.
"VOTE CHICKEN- because we have better trolling, better mottos, better foods, better lifespans.... better everything!" if you mean "better" as in stupid disgusting, and short. all of which you and the evil chicken are.



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don't you find it weird that we're on a hunt instead of helping out the Easter Bunny
with his factory or something? Roses are grey, violets are grey, I'm in Pompeii, I'm lost.

06-Apr-2012 05:00:32 - Last edited on 06-Apr-2012 05:01:12 by Jimothey

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