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Kota Rovin
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Kota Rovin

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Oh I just remembered a good one.

My Saradominist Char converted to Guthix and became a priest in Kandarin. A week later The World Wakes was released. Said priest has since lost his job; this is a new meaning to "laid off"

27-Sep-2013 01:23:48

Corvus Grey

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Stahp. EDITED FOR SPELLING

Here's one:

A man claimed that he was the son of Guthix and when questioned about it said that
*guthix smites all in the bar for not believing*, even when Guthix was dead. He was wearing Guthix robes and that spiky mohawk haircut in bright green.

Back when 42 was funny.

27-Sep-2013 01:56:29 - Last edited on 27-Sep-2013 01:57:03 by Corvus Grey

I Castigo I

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Corvus Grey said :
Stahp. EDITED FOR SPELLING

Here's one:

A man claimed that he was the son of Guthix and when questioned about it said that
*guthix smites all in the bar for not believing*, even when Guthix was dead. He was wearing Guthix robes and that spiky mohawk haircut in bright green.

Back when 42 was funny.

Pfft. Everyone knows Guthix had a kid with the Thingummywut, and named it Brassica Prime. Are you kidding me?

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author of 3 fake books and 1 real book <_>

27-Sep-2013 03:06:09 - Last edited on 27-Sep-2013 03:07:14 by I Castigo I

Eln
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Eln

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Kota Rovin said :
Oh I just remembered a good one.

My Saradominist Char converted to Guthix and became a priest in Kandarin. A week later The World Wakes was released. Said priest has since lost his job; this is a new meaning to "laid off"

Oh my god, I remember that. xD Elm had a bad week too.

Elm's husband "died", she was booted from the throne, she gave up 10 years of her life to save her brother, and her god died that week.

27-Sep-2013 05:21:37

Delemis

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I summon thee, arise from the grave! Funny rp thread! Rise!

Anyways, someone had a grudge on me oocly, so he went ic as someone with a "fatal disease", sneezed on me, went ooc, and claimed that I was dead because there was no cure.

This was a long time ago so I don't remember who it was. The ending of the words is ALMSIVI

28-Oct-2013 03:20:53 - Last edited on 28-Oct-2013 03:29:37 by Delemis

KDF-Luth

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Yesterday, I saw a Vampyre in Fally Bar (Yes, yes THAT bar, I'm not done yet!)

She was threatening people for blood, I gave her a chance, vampyres sometimes can go to the West. Then she completely ignored the fact that if she is away from Morytania, she would be extremely weak.

You're kidding me.. ; )

28-Oct-2013 16:36:35

Hazbollah

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JerryfromJDQ said :
For thou who sleeps in stone and clay, heed this call, rise and obey, trek onto to the mortal door, assemble thread and walk once more!

*Nercobumps the thread.*

what are you doing

no

stahp All these sins disguised as blessings

09-Feb-2014 21:46:16

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