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OMFG!! OMFG!!! LOOK!!!
So, I'm in the bar, and this guy is charging a fire wave behind me. My character /really/ need's to "release" his methane (Fart) from his rear end.
He's trying his best to hold it in when a guy throws a glass at him. It misses, but my character does this.

Me:*He'd walk over to the man, farting over his chest. The fart was silent.*
Fart victim :( (Dafuq?!)) *He'd be farted on, swinging his fist for the man.*
Me:*He'd duck down, sending a kick to the man with the charged fire wave's
stomach, before attempting to dash out the bar.*
Fire wave guy: *He'd suceed, the fire wave is released towards the man's chest*
Me: *Made it out the bar?*
BOTH: ((Yep.))
Me:*The methane explodes, causing everyone in the bar to die.*
EVERYONE :( (OMFG LOL!!!!!!))

10-Aug-2012 16:52:15

Cedas

Cedas

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I was watching rp in Falador castle and while I support neither, I was watching the killing of an Icyene by a vampyre, He attempted to cut her throat with his claws, she then proceeded to beg for her life, rubbing a ring inside of her glove and disappearing, all the while a Vampyre as attempting to kill her. When she disappeared, everyone in the entire room went ((...Wat.))

19-Aug-2012 02:25:22

Pablo Le LA

Pablo Le LA

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So i was in Falador fighting this guy, at one point i had grabbed his foot, my opponent then tried to "turn his foot into spikes, trying to stab the man" when he asked how he could do that, he replied "I am a werewolf."
Yours (un)truly, Drakor.

19-Aug-2012 13:09:47

Pablo Le LA

Pablo Le LA

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My friend and I were roleplaying as vampyres in good ol' Canifis, when a frost dragon, yes, you heard me, FROST DRAGON comes up the stairs, wrapping its tail around my friend, carrying her onto the balcony and creating a frost barrier so that no one could pass.
When i tried breaking down the ice, the frost dragon changed its scale color to green, saying that it seemed more "teen" like, and blew hot steam at me.
When i asked how the dragon was so suddenly no longer frost he told me that it was an "elemental" dragon and could absorb its surroundings. I did not object yet, as Canifis is in a swamp, which does have steam and is indeed very green.
After a good amount of fighting, i shot a spell at the dragon from point blank range. In the time it took for the spell to move only a few centimeters, the dragon was able to turn into metal, shoot some more steam at me, and stomp on the floor, breaking it so that he would fall onto the ground floor. Along with my friend.
I went downstairs, following him and tried explaining to him that metal conducts magic and that the spell would only take a few seconds to hit him from point blank. Unfortunately i was completely ignored, the vyre downstairs joined in the fight with the dragon, who was still metal, although there was not metal anywhere around him.
The dragon then proceeded behind the bar, shot another barrage of steam then created an ice wall to stop any pursuers, while still in his "metal form". He then begins to talk, in common speak, to my friend who is scared out of her mind, ensuring her that everything will be okay.
When we finally break through his wall of ice, he breaks a hole in the wall of the pub, walking through the swamp then flying off, STILL in his heavy metal form.
So i was standing there, alone as the others continued with their buisness, without my friend. Only one though came to mind.
Are you kidding me...?
Yours (un)truly, Drakor.

19-Aug-2012 14:06:46

Sorann Peace

Sorann Peace

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One time there was a guy who called himself "The Grim Reaper". My character fought against him valiantly, but then he somehow opened a slit in the earth that my character supposedly fell through. It was a long time ago, but i'm still going like: "Wot?" even to this day about that. Is it even possible to roleplay the Grim Reaper? O_o
EDIT: I also want to note that he randomed me by coming up and saying "It is your time." for no apparent reason. O_o

19-Aug-2012 15:02:00 - Last edited on 19-Aug-2012 15:03:32 by Sorann Peace

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