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Wil Marrow

Wil Marrow

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Tervurens said :
*A withered scroll written in inky, archaic scripture arrives at the decrepit gates of Sophanem. It is tied by a thin, crimson strip of fine silk from the utmost greatest silk worms to behold in the Eastern Lands. An aura of arcane energies envelopes you as your body nears the letter that seems to be from the Gods themselves. A strange, faint blue hue emanates from around the holy message - a spectacular sight that seemed as beautifully blinding to simple mortals as the runes of an Elder Scroll. Your gnarled, root-like fingers reach out in desperation to grasp this omnipotent message; this breathtaking parchment. A gasp escapes your chapped, broken lips. Sweat beads up in sparkling droplets on the crest of your forehead and trickles down your visage. The heat of the harsh Kharid is growing upon you. As time slows, it seems as if centuries pass before your disgusting, mottled hands grasp the ancient scroll with the tender touch that a seemingly venerable old fellow like yourself would possess. Your sunken in and aged grey eyes watch in awe as the brilliant message is brought within clear eyesight by your nauseating hands. Tentatively and with such shaky grace that your hands are endowed with due to the influence of harsh deserts and time, you begin to unfurl the fine silk and withering parchment. Upon opening the tattered old slip of fading words, it sang out to you as if a libretto read by gods with golden voices..*


"Please allow for fifty to one-hundred pages of reserves."

"Oh, and please don't break my reserves! Thanks."




~ Kepesk :^)

This was the most elaborate and well written waste of time I've ever seen.

Good show sir.
But let's show some respect to the OP eh? We wouldn't want you getting into trouble for spamming.
Of Marrow, Of Near, Of Draculea,

19-Mar-2015 17:27:14

Tervurens

Tervurens

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Ah, but it took around seven minutes to type. Perhaps a waste of time to you, but not to me.

And I have deep respect for mister Ramenhoterp. He's a great pal of mine.

Right? :@
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Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

19-Mar-2015 18:48:40 - Last edited on 19-Mar-2015 18:49:18 by Tervurens

Guillaume I

Guillaume I

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skyywise said :
Requesting to be the grand vizier, right hand man and adviser to the king.


Ok for sure, you'll find the application on the fifth page. There you may request this position and apply to join. This is mainly for the records - be as creative with your character backstory as you wish.
Malcolm III Chief of Clan MacFirthane | Fiona MacFirthane | Henry Percival Warcastle, Lord Warcastle

23-Mar-2015 00:01:18

Guillaume I

Guillaume I

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For the records;

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A Missive From The Golden Bank
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Congregation and Nobles of Camelot,
and especially his soon to be most Regal
majesty,

We would like to give our regards to the Camelot leadership on the changes made for this coronation. This letter is being sent to clarify that our previous offer still stands;
The committee of elders sitting on decision at the Golden Bank had decided that we would be willing
to pay for this affair, in full,
and without debt. As a token of good faith between The Golden Bank, The Menaphite people, and The peoples of Camelot. Please, do let us know if this is still something you would be interested in so we may continue with the proper necessary arrangements.

The Golden Bank Of Sophanem thanks you for your time,


High Vizier Asim,
In the name of the Pharaoh Ramenhotep.


((This letter would be decorated in the most ornate opulence, written on the finest papyrus, bordered with gold leaf, and sealed with gold-enamled wax which bears the sphinx's paw on the scales - the symbol of the Golden Bank.))

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Malcolm III Chief of Clan MacFirthane | Fiona MacFirthane | Henry Percival Warcastle, Lord Warcastle

23-Mar-2015 01:59:04 - Last edited on 24-Mar-2015 01:21:28 by Guillaume I

Guillaume I

Guillaume I

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Goodnight moon... probably should have said that 2-3 hours ago... But hey...

...because "hey" is a reason...
Malcolm III Chief of Clan MacFirthane | Fiona MacFirthane | Henry Percival Warcastle, Lord Warcastle

23-Mar-2015 06:56:58 - Last edited on 23-Mar-2015 06:57:36 by Guillaume I

Gwust
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Gwust

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A simple letter with red ink written on papyrus would be delivered to Pharaoh Ramenhotep.

Pharaoh. God-King. Leader. You are none of these things. For so long, I have cringed at your actions. But today, I cringe no more. I have traveled across the land and was disgusted by the display you have put up. I have seen the posters you have sent out to the world, asking for foreign mercenaries.

Pathetic.

I have seen how you flaunt our gold and wealth to foreigners in these posters. For too long, the people of the desert have suffered under your rule. You and your associates will fall. Consider this a warning.

I will give you one day to consider your past misdeeds. One day to write your letter of resignation. One day to leave the desert.

May the Pantheon have mercy upon you.

~ Fahim of Nardah.


At the bottom of the letter would be a gold leaf of the Bank of Sophanem. There is blood splattered on it.

Feel free to send me a message so we may discuss this. :)

19-Apr-2015 20:10:50 - Last edited on 19-Apr-2015 20:14:32 by Gwust

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