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KDF-Juan said :
XD!!!!



A letter to the Craven Company of Karamja,

Dear Mister Craven,

Having received your traditional warcry of "XD!!!!!!!!!" as a response to our ultimatum, we have come to the conclusion you are not willing to negotiate with us and will be waiting in Brimhaven with Firing Squads upon our arrival to exercise our right to free speech and peaceful protest. We have therefore decided to declare War on the Craven Company and her holdings, and have done the following such acts to cement our decision. Firstly, we the Union of Karamjan Workers for Better Working Conditions (Henceforth referred to as UKWBWC) have taken to striking from service to you in the Karamjan mines and shipyards. Secondly, the UKWBWC has distributed pamphlets derogatory in nature to Mr Craven to the people of Karamja, highlighting his lack of proper grammar, crude insensitive humor and racist jokes, as well as his tendency to overuse and even abuse emoticons such as ";c" and "'c:" in order to offend the public of Karamja and assert his supremacy over them. Furthermore, we have taken to egging your Mercedes Benz in the parking lot, and throwing balogne all over it. Oh, and we skittled your front lawn.

Sincerely,


The Union of Karamjan Workers for Better Working Conditions
author of 3 fake books and 1 real book <_>

21-Mar-2015 02:38:34

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