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Sand Traven

Sand Traven

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Rexost said :
Heres a question, nay, an offer:

Would you like someone to do obituaries?

If you circled yes, then I would be more than happy to do so. Thrilled, even. I realize that we don't have a real character die every week on World 42, so there comes in the creative writing component. But, it would be certainly something to publish deaths of well known characters in the newspaper.


That's an amazing idea. Love it, love it, love it.
One man's trash is another's treasure, and one man's cash buys another's pleasure.
So I'll rob from the cradle, and I'll rob from the grave; it's just human traffic, and I'm just a slave.

16-Nov-2015 22:18:19

Rexost

Rexost

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Congratulations, Asgarnia. It's in your city of Falador that roleplay has ended.


I fired a giant from an ogre bow. They reached the lower stratosphere. They fired Rend Sul'Damane from an ogre bow. He reached the moon. He is on Zanaris now. Halfway to Zanaris, he turned and fired a bolt at the earth, and headshot a legitimate Mahjarrat.

This is it, my friends. Roleplay is over. Everything that could be roleplayed, has been roleplayed. It's been great.


I dare someone to write an article about this.
Edgar
=/=
Rex
=/=
Rend

#PraiseTuffty

16-Nov-2015 22:53:07 - Last edited on 16-Nov-2015 22:53:18 by Rexost

Sand Traven

Sand Traven

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A Dream of Jackals in the Sand,
by Tame Locke

It is the opinion of this columnist, ignorant though I may be on matters of cosmological and historical significance, that the Kharidian desert is the finest example we have of mortal perseverance in the face of immortal belligerence.

Walking the bazaars of Al Kharid, and taking in the gilded minarets and sandstone mega-structures wrought by ancient hands, a northern visitor might get a sense that the best is yet to come. Al Kharid is the gateway to the world beyond as we all know; and though we know that about 95% of the landmass beyond is nought but desert, we expect the remainder to be of such splendour and grandeur that Al Kharid is put to shame.

The explorers among us know this is not the case. Pollnivneach is a criminal's paradise, rife with thievery and seemingly home to half of the rest of Gielinor's most wanted. Nardah, proclaimed the world over as a major spiritual hub, is little more than a few shacks around a fountain. Sophanem is a disease-ridden relic with an attitude problem. The ruins are impressive, no question, but they're shut up tighter than a miser's purse.

But all have one thing in common: despite the best efforts of gods and sycophants, they have not just survived, but thrived. Even today, Nardah has to fend off threats from the outside world but does so stoically, and without violence. Pollnivneach is bustling and busy with laughter and (mostly) legitimate commerce. Sophanem is on the mend, carefully administered and tentatively putting out feelers to the outside world.

The strength of the Kharid lies in its spirit. Legends say it was once bountiful and fertile, before being ravaged to fend off invaders. That beauty and strength is found now in the hearts of the Kharidians themselves. Its dunes and corners may hide all manner of wonders; but there is no greater wonder than the Kharidians themselves. For in them, we see the true quality of mortals: perseverance.
One man's trash is another's treasure, and one man's cash buys another's pleasure.
So I'll rob from the cradle, and I'll rob from the grave; it's just human traffic, and I'm just a slave.

16-Nov-2015 23:38:53

Rexost

Rexost

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Holy crapola, no one is subscribed? WAT. Time to sign up all the characters.




Rexotic Silversmith /
[ redacted ]
/ 7 / The Clocktower South of Ardounge


Edgar Dae / 22 / 1 / The Institute, Room 6, Al Kharid


Rend Sul'damane / 31 / 1 / Just throw it into the ocean off the coast of the Wizard's Tower.
Edgar
=/=
Rex
=/=
Rend

#PraiseTuffty

16-Nov-2015 23:52:40 - Last edited on 16-Nov-2015 23:54:57 by Rexost

Ptolemy Dean

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Rosaline Haines / 33 / 100+ / The Rusty Anchor, Port Sarim. Ask for Holstein.
"Ptolemos, the friendly, informative Mahjarrat."
Member of the
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and an advocate of
Moia
Zamorak
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Role-player and proud owner of eleven Capes of Accomplishment.

17-Nov-2015 02:12:06

K9 Morphed

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Thatds said :
How will I receive questions, and what pseudonym should I write under?


Questions will be submitted directly to you character via this thread (characters will write a letter to your character, which would be delivered to your character by the company) exactly how Rivendell has on the previous page.

I have one letter on my Skype from a character, so I'll post that below. Read the letters, write your reply, and submit via your preferred method! :)

As for a name: up to you! Agony Aunt, or a name of your choosing. Let me know what you decide. :)

Thatds said :
That's actually a good question. Er, the one I came up with. Also the one 'B.' submitted.


What do you mean by this, sorry? O_o

Sand Traven Thank you for your submission!

ALL subscriptions have been accepted!
#TeamDaenerys

17-Nov-2015 10:26:12 - Last edited on 17-Nov-2015 10:28:16 by K9 Morphed

K9 Morphed

K9 Morphed

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Here's that letter, Thatds! :)

"Dear (Insert Advice Columnist here),

I fear my wife may be keeping secrets from me. We have been married roughly ten years, and my family has grown distant as a result of our marriage.

I fear my wife may be a Demon. I know, it sounds weird. She has the longest legs I have ever seen, absolutely lovely orange eyes, and beautifully long, sharp horns. But recently, I've noticed that she doesn't eat or sleep like she used to, and also has recently burned down a village or two.

I love my wife dearly, but I am a Saradominist. How do I approach the question of her race without hurting her feelings?

Signed,

Fiery Passion",
#TeamDaenerys

17-Nov-2015 10:31:11

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