The sun is shining in the sky, the birds are singing, and the people of Gielinor awaken as one of probably dozens of letters is brought up to the CEO's desk. Upon it is a seal of a monkfish, signifying that it comes from Piscatoris. Upon being opened, the paper appears to be in an odd yellowish color, and is extremely hard to tear. It seems not to be made of tree bark. Upon it is written the following.
Greetings, proud writers of the Gielinor Times!
As I'm sure you're totally, completely aware, the town of Piscatoris has a new Jarl, as well as a brand new council of fantastic individuals all with the goal of making Piscatoris more than a fishing colony, to make it a shining example of an independent city-state. As such, I would humbly request you send out one of your finest writers to conduct an interview with me and my council, so that you may have a lovely story for your esteemed paper. Also, enclosed in the envelope is enough of my patent-pending Monkfish Bladder paper to respond to this letter! No need to thank me!
Best wishes and happy tidings,
Jarl Throngvir Halvorson
24-Sep-2014 03:56:00