Some of this was more like, "You know you play runescape too much when," but that being said...
Yesterday I was watching LOTR. (The third one.)
- First I accused Gandalf of being OP. I mean really, he died and came back to life for NO REASON as the most powerful wizard ever.
- Then I accused the African Warriors attacking Gondor of being OP. Really? Giant ******* tusk-monster elephants? That's just not even fair.
- Then I accused Aragorn of godmodding, because he summoned an entire city of immortal flying dutchmen who couldn't be hurt by anyone but him and were already dead so they couldn't die.
- Then I accused Sauron of Metagaming. There was no way he knew Frodo and Sam were standing over on that mountain.
- Same with Gollum. He has an unreasonable ability to figure out exactly where Frodo and Sam are at any given time.
- Frodo fell over a cliff backwards into a volcano holding a Gollum and was still able to grab onto a crag in the side of the cliff a foot down. With a bleeding finger. While dehydrated and exhausted. Godmodded.
- I called Gondor OP/meta again when they were losing to an obscene army of orcs and out of nowhere a bunch of DEUS EX MACHINA eagles show up and start busting **** up.
- And finally, OP when Sauron imploded and the earth fell out from underneath everyone /but/ Gondor's men.
15-Nov-2011 15:02:33
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