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Theodan Gray

Theodan Gray

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Therein comes a time in every soul's life, an epiphany, a realization
A revalation,
that your daily routine is heavily inclined towards that of this subjected activity,
Such truths can only and only be so, when the following notable aspects;
-when you talk or write like this'
-When you are burdened and encumbered with opposition , you attempt to crush rocks or siphon their energies, preferably those of the flat of plane or circular variety
-you grow increasingly wary and paranoid of hoods and the local neighborhood bar
-When asked for words of wisdom, you quote what another rp player said, and claim ignorance to it's source.
-you can't walk across chairs and/or sit in them
-you ask if someone could possibly trade a pen in the office, momentarily of course, you wouldn't try to cheat sir or madam out of his or her pen via a dishonest action such as logging out, would you?
-Attempting to log out after asking for sir or madam's pen
-You reminisce about the joys of having your very own castle'
-invite complete strangers to be apart of your 'clan' or family
-You bring a tome of arcane magick wherever you go, particularly that which has the spell "telekinesis", so you can turn and face objects or people in tight places, like adjacently beside a table beside a pillar
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My that was a bit of excitement wasn't it?.. so fun, so fun'..

26-Nov-2012 06:49:03

Alchimous
Aug Member 2006

Alchimous

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When you have a roleplay reference discretely tucked into your resume. "There is no Good or Evil, no Light or Dark, Order or Chaos. Just knowledge and your own ability to know when to stop. And if you knew when to stop, you'd never achieve the impossible."

26-Nov-2012 06:55:41 - Last edited on 26-Nov-2012 06:55:52 by Alchimous

Alchimous
Aug Member 2006

Alchimous

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When you can't think of the real definition of elitist, or a situation where it would be used outside of roleplay. "There is no Good or Evil, no Light or Dark, Order or Chaos. Just knowledge and your own ability to know when to stop. And if you knew when to stop, you'd never achieve the impossible."

26-Nov-2012 08:50:52

Tervurens

Tervurens

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When you realize you act just like your character.

When you raise an army and attempt to take over a country thinking people are 'offline'.

When you tell a military they're too op for using tanks and warheads.

When you see a man in purple, while you're in red, you engage in a tussle.

When you see a police man, you say they're a black knight and attack them.

When you avoid white buildings.

When you light your hand on fire trying to make fire magicks.

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Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

05-Dec-2012 00:40:09 - Last edited on 05-Dec-2012 00:45:07 by Tervurens

Etriams

Etriams

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When you think that you can win any fight because you know more about physics.

When purple seems like a stupid and overused color.

When you walk around with 20,000 (insert currency of your country here) in your pocket and consider it chump-change.

When you *sips* all of your drinks.

When you are under the impression that you may drink as much alcohol as you'd like and still fire a gun with perfect aim.

05-Dec-2012 01:45:10

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