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BreakingBad
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The queen of England is newly single and Bill Gates gets a divorce?

How convenient... Arguably the two most powerful people in the world..



I'm just kidding. In all seriousness, leave the poor man alone. Apart from being a genius he has single handedly donated the most money to charity than anyone on earth, and more than most charities combined, I hope he finds happiness and continues his philanthropy :)
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04-May-2021 23:36:44

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Hmmm. He's about my age. I'm sure I could make myself available.

All I'll need to do first is get breast implants. A butt lift. A facelift. Lip fillers. Botox. False nails. False eyelashes. Bleach my hair and have extensions. Use a tanning bed (maybe a spray-on?). Obtain a wardrobe of flattering Designer clothes. Learn how to walk in high heels again. Have my teeth filed down and some porcelains stuck on. Take elocution lessons.

Then I'll be good to go. Anyone got his address?
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05-May-2021 09:33:10

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Exactly!

One has to speculate to accumulate. I feel that spending the kids' inheritance on making myself eye-catching would be a splendid investment. For me, anyway.

Now you must excuse me, I need to finish reading "The Stalker's Guide" and "The Gold-diggers Almanac" before lunch as I've got an appointment to have my eyebrows microbladed.
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05-May-2021 09:45:36

Archaeox
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Bill Gates is an interesting case study - widely hated because of forcing Windows and all its problems on more or less the whole world, back in the day, but then became a notable philanthropist and advocate of good causes... he'd been urging preparedness for a coming pandemic for years before it happened, too.

He's been married as long as I have, so it's a shame to see his marriage break up. I'm glad for both their sakes that it's amicable, and that they'll continue to run the Foundation together, at least.
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06-May-2021 10:17:55

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