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Rooh
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Rooh

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I just made myself a delicious cappuccino... and forgot to put any coffee in it.
Hot frothy milk isn't as nice as it sounds. :P
Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?

09-Jan-2021 11:09:40

m a l y
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m a l y

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every morning before work i stop at this gas station and tell the chick no to needing a bag and then end up holding to many things in my hands and dropping something on the way to the car


still tell her i dont need a bag to this day

19-Jun-2021 05:46:57

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I did one this morning. Every morning, before my eyes are open and my brain realizes I'm awake, I stumble in to the kitchen and make a cup of coffee. I recently bought my second coffee maker that uses the pods, which makes 10 ounces. My old one bit the dust because the pump quit working, it made 12 ounces.

This morning, I put a pod in and used my 16 ounce cup. After starting the maker, I went to respond to the call of Mother Nature, then I went outside with the dog until he answered Mother's call and we both came back indoors.

I went over to the coffee maker and didn't see any coffee in my cup, at least not at the angle I was standing. I thought that was odd, I could have sworn I turned the maker on. Oh, well, I was still half asleep. I probably thought I made coffee.

I put in another pod and turned the maker on. The doorbell rang, it was my neighbor asking if I had seen his little dog Skipper. No, I hadn't, I just got out of bed, but promised I'd keep an eye out for him.

I figured my coffee had to be done, by now. Lo and behold, there was coffee all over the counter top. I had made 20 ounces of coffee in a 16 ounce cup. Four ounces of coffee was on the counter top. What a mess!!

04-Jul-2021 06:00:08

Shyleagh

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Yeah, I did a 'derp.'

I was eating a bowl of rice and beef tips at my computer out of a paper bowl. The handle of the fork was sticking up. I reached over to get a pen, my arm came down on the handle of the fork. Rice went flying in the air and my bowl of beef tips and rice landed on the floor upside down. My dog was on it in a blink of an eye.
Patience
is a
Virtue
, but
Life
is too
short.

10-Sep-2021 21:17:18

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