Went upstairs earlier to do something, came halfway down the stairs and realised I hadn't done what I'd set out to do.. Derp
Did you know? Every time that happens to someone it's actually a minute seizure, not significant to do any damage usually but everybody has them so don't feel so bad Xb
Sometimes I just stop thinking all together and do something without considering the consequences,...
If you don't have something nice to say, don't say
anything at all.
I derp a lot. Last derp was today. As I shower twice a day, I brush my teeth whilst in the shower. Been countless times, when I've been tired, putting shower gel on the toothbrush instead of toothpaste.
Beauty is the first test: there is no permanent place in the world for ugly mathematics
Another derp is talking on my phone at the station (where I'm paranoid about people with 99 thieving), checking my pockets and realising my phone isn't there and start panicking. You get the added embarrassment when the person on the other end of the phone tells you you're a mong.
Beauty is the first test: there is no permanent place in the world for ugly mathematics