Jan 2003 Tuffty Forum Moderator Posts: 152,160 Ruby Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Rooh said : Is it too early to start the Christmas puns? I know Yule all have some great ones! Sleigh, what?! Santas fav pizza - Deep pan crisp and even. Comprehensive Account Security What do snowmen have for breakfast? Snowflakes! 15-Dec-2021 14:58:47
Dec 2011 Archaeox Posts: 53,399 Emerald Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile It's Father Christmas's overlooked and overworked wife I feel sorry for. You know, Mary Christmas. ~~~~ Just another victim of the ambient morality ~~~~ ~~ Founder of the Caped Carousers quest cape clan ~~ !! Slava Ukraini - heroyam slava !! 15-Dec-2021 16:39:44
Jan 2006 Rooh Forum Moderator Posts: 40,589 Sapphire Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Archaeox said : It's Father Christmas's overlooked and overworked wife I feel sorry for. You know, Mary Christmas. It won't be too bad, her sister, Cherie Trifle, is coming over to help. Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about? 16-Dec-2021 10:23:41
Dec 2011 Archaeox Posts: 53,399 Emerald Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Rooh said : It won't be too bad, her sister, Cherie Trifle, is coming over to help. Along with their cousins, Mary Lee and Joy Full. ~~~~ Just another victim of the ambient morality ~~~~ ~~ Founder of the Caped Carousers quest cape clan ~~ !! Slava Ukraini - heroyam slava !! 17-Dec-2021 07:03:28
Jan 2006 Rooh Forum Moderator Posts: 40,589 Sapphire Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile ...and of course... Carole! Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about? 17-Dec-2021 10:09:34
Dec 2011 Archaeox Posts: 53,399 Emerald Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Don't forget Carole's daugters, Holly and Ivy - they're full grown now! ~~~~ Just another victim of the ambient morality ~~~~ ~~ Founder of the Caped Carousers quest cape clan ~~ !! Slava Ukraini - heroyam slava !! 17-Dec-2021 10:21:00
Jan 2003 Tuffty Forum Moderator Posts: 152,160 Ruby Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Oh, deer, some really bad puns on here. Remember "Yule be sorry because I'll have the final sleigh." Comprehensive Account Security What do snowmen have for breakfast? Snowflakes! 17-Dec-2021 10:53:16
Dec 2011 Archaeox Posts: 53,399 Emerald Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile Pretty sure Santa's maxed sleighing already ~~~~ Just another victim of the ambient morality ~~~~ ~~ Founder of the Caped Carousers quest cape clan ~~ !! Slava Ukraini - heroyam slava !! 17-Dec-2021 13:01:02
Jan 2006 Rooh Forum Moderator Posts: 40,589 Sapphire Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile I hope Santa's not too busy, he needs time off to watch his favourite movie: "Rebel Without a Claus" Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about? 19-Dec-2021 11:57:12
Dec 2011 Archaeox Posts: 53,399 Emerald Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile I think people generally underestimate the trauma of Christmas... the idea of someone breaking into your house through the chimney and so on. Claustrophobia is a terrible thing ~~~~ Just another victim of the ambient morality ~~~~ ~~ Founder of the Caped Carousers quest cape clan ~~ !! Slava Ukraini - heroyam slava !! 20-Dec-2021 08:13:57