Fear not! For every Jack there is a Jill.
Or a Jack for every Jack, a Jill for every Jill and ... so on.
I don't fear, I have hope, but those two things have nothing to do with Jack and Jill. We can't talk about it here because Christianity is banned.
Dear God, please send the competition, feels like there ain't any.
I long lost count of the victories, there were just far too many.