Garden gnomes are all hideous, blasphemous abominations. They are a perversion of the natural order and, like wax fruit, the invention of Satan - father of lies.
I went to someone's house to buy a nearly new refrigerator, because it was too small. As she was leading me to the garage where the fridge was stored, we went by a garden with Gnomes in it. But they weren't your usual run of the mill Gnomes. These Gnomes had contorted faces in grimaces, sneers showing sharp pointed teeth and one had the liking of a Chucky face. This was several months ago, so no, they were not Halloween decorations.
I asked her about them, where she got them. She said that she bought them from a Vintage Store in a small town she passed through while driving to her vacation destination. She said that she bought them because they were different. She thought they were "cute." I think they were horrid.