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Yessiree, thank you Miz Fifi...
This is Mary Hopkins comin' to ya, Whelp,.. courtesy of WRSOF, the only News Channel for those in the Know, News-6-Telecopter....uh-huh..high above the afore-mentioned, Cambridge Swamp!
Whyyy, it appears to be cans of spraypaint lodged in that excavated Septic Tank...!
People are running, those who CAN run...
Circle round Cowboy, get lower....
WwwWHhhooAaaaahh, make us straight....straight....straightt....ssstraight!! More straight!!!!!!!
Stay tuned to WRSOF, for more breaking news...always on Your time.
Uh...Back to you, in the Studo---Miz Fifi.
Brought to you by Anti-Clan GRIEF.
This is Mary Hopkins comin' to ya, Whelp,.. courtesy of WRSOF, the only News Channel for those in the Know, News-6-Telecopter....uh-huh..high above the afore-mentioned, Cambridge Swamp!
Whyyy, it appears to be cans of spraypaint lodged in that excavated Septic Tank...!
People are running, those who CAN run...
Circle round Cowboy, get lower....
WwwWHhhooAaaaahh, make us straight....straight....straightt....ssstraight!! More straight!!!!!!!
Stay tuned to WRSOF, for more breaking news...always on Your time.
Uh...Back to you, in the Studo---Miz Fifi.
Brought to you by Anti-Clan GRIEF.
28-Feb-2017 21:06:17 - Last edited on 28-Feb-2017 23:09:45 by MDove
Ahhh, false alarm Mary my cutesy little goldenhaired songbird.
After reading the latest copy of the almost-famous (actually, totally obscure) publication "Random Fake Rumours of the Month" it has come to light that the Jagexy Monsters do not, in fact, eat raw kittens.
No, no, indeed. They cook everything thoroughly to ward off the potential for botulism (and fur balls). Everything that is, except for these:
Apparently these are a delicacy brought with them from their home planet and best consumed at 100% less than al dente.
Next time I receive (yet another!) invitation to dine with a JMod I'll have even more reason to decline.
After reading the latest copy of the almost-famous (actually, totally obscure) publication "Random Fake Rumours of the Month" it has come to light that the Jagexy Monsters do not, in fact, eat raw kittens.
No, no, indeed. They cook everything thoroughly to ward off the potential for botulism (and fur balls). Everything that is, except for these:
Apparently these are a delicacy brought with them from their home planet and best consumed at 100% less than al dente.
Next time I receive (yet another!) invitation to dine with a JMod I'll have even more reason to decline.
Le Chat Guerrier
Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop
01-Mar-2017 13:02:55
Mary Hopkins here, comin to ya courtesy of WRSOF, the Only News channel, for those in the Know! Yessiree..News 6-Takin-it-To-the-Street Edition!
Here in the, aforementioned Cambridge Swamp, is Ms. Velma Kreuder, longtime resident:
Velma: Well yess, course we played Scape back when Gower's mum was comin & goin..
Now, wut?
Our doors get spraypainted with JM! Crikey!
I don't worry bout those Jagexy Monsters, comin thru the ceiling anymore...
Mary: Why is that, Velma?
Velma: Cuz I've now got my, Get-Up-and-Go-ster! Here, stand back.
There ya have it, Fifi. Cambridge Swamp area residents taking action.
Back to you in the Studio.
(Brought to you by Anti-Clan GRIEF)
Here in the, aforementioned Cambridge Swamp, is Ms. Velma Kreuder, longtime resident:
Velma: Well yess, course we played Scape back when Gower's mum was comin & goin..
Now, wut?
Our doors get spraypainted with JM! Crikey!
I don't worry bout those Jagexy Monsters, comin thru the ceiling anymore...
Mary: Why is that, Velma?
Velma: Cuz I've now got my, Get-Up-and-Go-ster! Here, stand back.
There ya have it, Fifi. Cambridge Swamp area residents taking action.
Back to you in the Studio.
(Brought to you by Anti-Clan GRIEF)
01-Mar-2017 22:08:27 - Last edited on 01-Mar-2017 22:46:16 by MDove
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