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FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Dear Not-Really-The-Emperor-of-Africa

I still have no idea what you are talking about. This has nothing whatsoever to do with the fact I have the same I.Q. as a dazed wombat. I blow squishy raspberries at your Mickey Mouse aircraft. Did you steal those trashy medals from Mr Amin?

Yours sincerely
C. Weazle


P.S. Wilf: shurrup.
Le Chat Guerrier

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03-Jun-2015 23:48:31

RubiksCube77
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RubiksCube77

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Dear abomination otherwise known as catweazle,

I have asked my trusted tribal advisors what a catweazle is. And after drinking the wisdom juice of Olde English 800 malt liquor, we all came to the conclusion that you are indeed the result of black magic conducted by the mashoga. They used their sorcery to combine a cat with a weasel to make a catweazle. And for such an abomination to exist is an insult to the Emperor.

I must admit; I am flattered by your compliment of my African planes. You praise our African aeronautics too highly. Maybe I should not be upset at your insults anymore and look past your dark magical origins. I was going to make someone else the honorary Knight of Rhodesia, but you have most certainly earned that title. And you shall have your own trashy medal. You have earned the African Cross, and it shall be made with the most fresh lion feces and water buffalo bones.

Sincerely,

Chekilla Williams

The Emperor of Africa

P.S.

Don't Shurrup Wilf Make RuneScape Great Again usually on at 3:00 PM PST
I am the Emperor of Africa, Afrikaneer Engineer, and retired RSOF troll
The Real Bad African (shenanigans moved to YT under an assumed name)

04-Jun-2015 23:52:12

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06-Jun-2015 17:51:40

B O R A T25

B O R A T25

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Hey they get pretty miffed if you post links. It's against the rules, but not so sure they'll look here though. And I wouldn't check out the site you posted since I don't trust it. I keep telling people I am Not Sea ! I am African! Appeal to it!
I will abide by the African code of conduct.
I am the real Bad African.

06-Jun-2015 18:13:09

FiFi LaFeles

FiFi LaFeles

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Dear Chekilla

(may I call you that now that I am festooned with the rotting remains of exotic creatures?)

You're not really going to believe what that bunch of moonshine-sodden old buzzards say about me, are you? They sit there day after day under the boabab supping on homebrew distilled from decomposing swamp donkeys and mumble utter drivel.

I'm not conjured up by magic at all, I'm just one of Mother Nature's little practical jokes. How I hate that smug old biddy.

How are things in the village? I heard there was a new Missionary on his way but unfortunately your illustrious airline ran out of in-flight meals, and he mysteriously failed to arrive.

Yours truly
C. Weazle


P.S. Thanks for the medal. Is it supposed to smell like that?
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Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

07-Jun-2015 00:27:36

RubiksCube77
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RubiksCube77

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I don’t feel like playing around at the moment, so I should take the time to clear some things up and this seems to be the place to put the message, but then again, there’s a chance it will be either ignored or not seen. But it’s a chance I’ll take.

Dear Jane Eyre,

I saw your message on the scientist thread, or at least quickly glanced through it before it got removed. To be honest, it gave me a good chuckle being slandered at that time lol. I may enjoy having fun, but I don't find joy in making someone upset because of my actions. Strange characteristic for a troll; yes I know. But hey that’s just me. I want to make it very clear that I am not a racist and it’s not my intention to cause harm to anyone. So when I'm having fun, I'm not praising the actions of the nationalist socialists and what they did in WW2, nor am I advocating any of their principles. My intentions are to have fun, and I will continue to have fun whenever I feel like it. If you still feel the same way about me, I can understand and that's alright. I've been called many things, so I'm used to it by now. In fact, I might even start laughing if I was insulted. I've highlighted what I wanted clarified, so it shouldn't be hard to miss. From what I recall, this will probably be the fourth time I do this. Hopefully, I won't have to do this again.

Sincerely,

The Real Bad African

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I'd play with you cat, but I don't feel like playing around right now. Make RuneScape Great Again usually on at 3:00 PM PST
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07-Jun-2015 07:45:10 - Last edited on 07-Jun-2015 07:45:48 by RubiksCube77

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07-Jun-2015 20:39:51

Many Much

Many Much

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^ Pro :D

I saw a video about a grandma who reached 102 years in here birthday celebration.
When she tried to blow off the candles, her brace came out instead haha :P :P :P
How many much more do you want?
:P :P :P

08-Jun-2015 15:42:30 - Last edited on 08-Jun-2015 15:42:51 by Many Much

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