Just making my woman sweep the floor of my mud hut, but then I realize I have a dirt floor, so my mud hut will always have a dirty floor. Kind of pointless I know, but hey it's not my job. A real bawana like me doesn't have a job.
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Whilst it may be true ... MAY ... be true, that I am only ever-so very slightly less juicylicious than of yore, due to the advanced years of my life rendering me closer to being mummified than I was, say, 50 years ago ~ I can assure one and all and any vaguely interested passing entities that I am not yet damned well stringy.
And if anyone tried to offer my semi-dessicated carcase for sale to an establishment hawking pseudo-Oriental foodstuffs I would rapidly disabuse them of this being a sound notion by judicious use of my trusty nunchucks.
I rest assured this has clarified matters somewhat.
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20-May-2015 08:08:42
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FiFi LaFeles
I would respond to the above post, but I don't feel like playing around today. So I may come back to that.
While I'm here I might as well say hey all and how are you all doing?
I'm currently just on the forums because I'm bored, but I'll get off soon to study a bit and do some homework.
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If the Trans Pacific Partnership becomes law, I'm gonna An Hero.
“Loddfafnir, listen to my counsel: You will fare well if you follow it, It will help you much if you heed it. If aware that another is wicked, say so: Make no truce or treaty with foes.”
- Havamal 127
Let's hope the Trans African Partnership is more successful.
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FiFi LaFeles
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Shiavui
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Cats taste okay, a bit stringy.
Whilst it may be true ... MAY ... be true, that I am only ever-so very slightly less juicylicious than of yore, due to the advanced years of my life rendering me closer to being mummified than I was, say, 50 years ago ~ I can assure one and all and any vaguely interested passing entities that I am not yet damned well stringy.
And if anyone tried to offer my semi-dessicated carcase for sale to an establishment hawking pseudo-Oriental foodstuffs I would rapidly disabuse them of this being a sound notion by judicious use of my trusty nunchucks.
I rest assured this has clarified matters somewhat.
A good Asian friend Chang told me it's pseudo-oriental foodstuffs because the real oriental food is an ancient Chinese secret. A secret that makes them very smart. I would ask him to tell me more, but he said he had to go study for 12 hours a day and his dad would hit him if he got an A instead of an A+.
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