One day, I was out at a Job interview. While at the interview, I was told
that I just needed to leave and they didn't like me at all. So, I started
walking home, and while walking home a fire truck sped by me. I
thought to myself "................................................................
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that better not be going to my house." When I finally made it home,
I found that half of my house was blown away. As it turns out, my
cat had explosive diarrhea that blew my house to who knows where.
Before I knew it, Runescape Moderators swarmed my house.
They said something about hunting evil dragons and what not.
They also said these evil dragons may be the reason for my cats explosion.
At the new crime scene, the diligent moderators found dragon remains. After conducting a DNA test, they found that the remains belonged to one of the
dragons from the clan of "Eat Cat Squirts" They also mentioned
that my cat's explosion killed the dragon. Following their tip off from
the dragon remains, the moderators gathered a posse and traveled to
the island of "Eat Cat Squirts."
As soon as they arrived, an epic battle pursued between the
moderators and the dragons. Claws flew and armor clanged.
After hours of unbearably thunderous battling, the moderators came
out on top and killed all of the dragons. After doing a body count, it
was found that not a single moderator had died.
To be continued.....
04-Dec-2013 22:48:40
