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Did ancient Hymbso have wings? Scientists confused.

In his recent PhD thesis, John Steel from Yale University claims that Hymbso used to have wings thousands of years ago. 'I think that the evidence around this claim is conclusive, the radio carbon analysis of these samples matches the previous data we have gathered about Hymbso'. His fellow scientists were baffled when they saw the evidence, causing confusion among scientific community. 'This may change everything': Dr. Max Velocity commented on these findings.

The question remains, why did Hymbso lose his wings? 'I think the most popular hypothesis currently is that when Hymbso started shifting to his ethereal form a couple centuries ago, the evolution theory says that in his god-form he didn't have need for wings anymore, as he could fly whenever he pleased. Then again, our knowledge about Hymbso's ancient past is somewhat limited, so there still may be pieces to the puzzle that are yet to find', Nobel candidate Steel commented. A couple weeks ago an obituary was published that Hymbso's material form had died and Hymbso is now a complete energy-being. Is this the final chapter in Hymbso's phase-shift. Of course, as Hymbso is no longer connected to material form, he has no need for wings or legs, as those are meant for transportation in the material world only. When the scientists were questioned about these points, they refused to comment, stating that this information is still classified.

-The New York Times, 2013-09-19.

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22-Sep-2013 20:32:30 - Last edited on 22-Sep-2013 20:33:25 by Hymbso

Hymbso

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A scientific analysis the history of RSOT:

1. Primitive phase: RSOT just formed, pointless posts, chaotic atmosphere and nihilistic attitude towards surrounding world. No morality or good behavior. People unaware of the lowly state of things and don't think of the community

2. Development phase: some argumentative posts start to appear, people start to wake up and become more aware. Some people start to think for the community

3. Golden age: people in general are community minded. Philosophical posts, posts upholding good morals and good taste. Upstanding visitors of RSOT guide less informed folks to the path of good morals

4. The decline: petty arguing between people deteriorates moral values. Troublemakers called 'haters' start to emerge. Community starts to fragment and break down. People start to stray from the right path and get lost in the darkness, ignorance. There is an atmosphere of a society on the verge of collapse

5. Dark ages: decadent, rotten, pessimistic times. No care for moral values. Haters running wild and luring people to abandon morals and good taste. People listen to bad music, recommend bad video games and consumer electronics to their fellow citizen, no care for one's neighbor. A society in desperate need of saving.

That was the past, we are currently in this phase:

6. The renaissance: a hero called Hymbso starts to rally his troops for a better tomorrow. Through the virtues of courage, humility, intelligence and good taste he manages to gather loyal followers who have a dream of bringing back the Golden Age. Some people start to keep up moral values once more, while haters try to sabotage it.

That was the present, this is the future:

7. The Enlightenment: perpetual victory over haters. RSOT is united under One Leader, Hymbso. People proudly stand under the banner of Hymbso Empire. Enlightened people uphold good morals and good taste, they take part in intelligent debates. Prosperity.

#history #hymbsosquad #emotional #oneleader

23-Sep-2013 18:26:33

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