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NexOrigin said :
FiFi LaFeles said :
I don't think I'd be much of a survivor if there was a zombie apocalypse and I had to live on raw rat meat whilst hiding in a basement.
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05-Jun-2019 00:45:22

FiFi LaFeles

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Of course I know but couldn't risk it in a basement.

There'd probably be no chimney so I'd choke on smoke, or a passing zombie horde might notice the smoke and eat me.

Although, I suppose I could throw them the Boy Scout who made the fire for me and escape while they are feasting on his innards.
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05-Jun-2019 01:00:02

NexOrigin

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What if you made a little fire, such as a candle?

You can cook over a candle, and there's no smoke to attract the zombies. Just keep the windows closed so they can't smell it.
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05-Jun-2019 02:27:47

FiFi LaFeles

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It'd take a while to cook a rat over just a candle. (Probably, I haven't actually tried it).

I'd be spending all my time either trapping rats or cooking them. I'd have no time left to construct a radio device from assorted bits & pieces scavenged from the cellar shelves - a la MacGyver - in order to contact the nearest group of survivors holed up in a secure compound organised by a ragged band of military hardmen.
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05-Jun-2019 08:59:32

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Hello off topicers lovely day today very good thank you this is my favourite thread on the forum 200M all skills, Trimmed comp Cape, MQC
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05-Jun-2019 09:52:24

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Jakey Boy said :
Hello off topicers lovely day today very good thank you this is my favourite thread on the forum

This thread has its ups and downs - thankfully mainly ups :D

I very rarely see you in this thread Gozz...
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05-Jun-2019 10:12:11

FiFi LaFeles

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Dong U Dead said :
Computers are a blessing until they don't do what you expect them to be able to do :| Like reply to Emails :@


When mine plays up I shout rude names at it and threaten to give it darned good kicking.
It doesn't cure the problem, but it makes me feel better.

I'm not even remotely 'techie' so wouldn't be able to help you with any issues you've got :(
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05-Jun-2019 10:30:50

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Dong U Dead said :
Computers are a blessing until they don't do what you expect them to be able to do :| Like reply to Emails :@


Printers are even worse. Has anyone, ever, got a printer to work first time?
Particularly a new one?
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05-Jun-2019 13:11:06

Jakey Boy
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Dong U Dead said :
Jakey Boy said :
Hello off topicers lovely day today very good thank you this is my favourite thread on the forum

This thread has its ups and downs - thankfully mainly ups :D

I very rarely see you in this thread Gozz...
I'm hoping to be in here more often! I love the off topicers
200M all skills, Trimmed comp Cape, MQC
White knighting"female" forum users is cringey
Always protect "certain community minded people" no matter what!

05-Jun-2019 16:00:19

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