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It takes insight and strength of character for a drug addict to admit his problem and try to turn his life around. One such brave soul is David Harding, who has come out as hopelessly addicted to sausages. Harding says he urgently needs counselling to save him from the dire consequences of sausage abuse.

Like many an addict, David has a stockpile of his forbidden fix stashed in his freezer. This precaution mostly keeps withdrawal symptoms at bay, but when his stock runs low he flies into panic mode. According to David: “I genuinely cannot bear the thought of living without sausages.”

Determined to duel with his demons, David has spent over $2,000 to treat his addiction, unhappily without complete success so far. He eats up to 13 sausages a day and is often left guiltily searching for more. Addicts tend to have their favorite drug and David’s favorite sausages are McWhinney’s Irish Pork Sausages.

David’s psychiatrist, who appears quite knowledgeable on what he should do with his sausage, has given his professional opinion that the addiction is not physical. But the real expert is Kevin McWhinney, the managing director of McWhinney’s Sausages. He has displayed his sausage to millions of people around the world and stated: “We are pleased that this gentleman likes our sausages, but wish him well in his quest to control his habit.”
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04-Apr-2018 22:30:32

FiFi LaFeles

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STAHP!! with the damned sausages .... almost as bad as being persecuted by cheese


(although not quite, at least I can look at sausages without shuddering and they don't harbour the same semi-sentient alien menace as gooey cheese)

Oh, I just had a horrible thought, I'll probably have a nightmare about it. Just imagine there was a global catastrophe and the only food left was sausages and gooey cheese. I'd starve to death.
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05-Apr-2018 00:01:03

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FiFi LaFeles said :
Oh, I just had a horrible thought, I'll probably have a nightmare about it. Just imagine there was a global catastrophe and the only food left was sausages and gooey cheese. I'd starve to death.

Unlikely. Take a glance at this link: https://www.meatsandsausages.com/drying-preservation/preserving-meat

You might want some Americans friends to send you these over:




Maybe I just picked the wrong sausages or naturally go for the good ones, but these aren't that bad at all:



Some of the American sausages might withstand your catastrophe, but then again I have no data on that sorry.

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