Dear Jason
I am *not* fat but since you dared to call me that, you are going to be very..... deceased. And Soon. By methods that will probably have Reuters in a state of near-frenzy.
This is most unfortunate as I had been contemplating grooming your whiskers in a nice-old-Grandma'ish manner.
A sane man is really rather wise. (And rather attractive in a sort of metallic way).
Yours grumpily
Cat
*flounces off swishing her tail with annoyance* hissssss
Yeah. The guy posted a thread getting for money because he works hard, then Roger Waters came in and said that he already works hard. Then the guy said that Roger Waters has no life.