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Trewavas
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Hi all,

Welcome to
RuneScapian Rhapsody
, the thread inspired by the art of music which is dedicated to creating musical parodies out of everything RuneScape!

This thread was initially created to bring together and document the various song parodies that I had created across the forums. Since then, I have decided to expand the scope of my humble thread slightly, as I am now
taking requests!


If YOU have written a song you are more than welcome to post it on this thread. Indeed, many of the regular forumers (including Aslon Dak!) are very skilled at throwing together a song or two. RuneScapian Rhapsody is just a bit of fun, so please, don't feel pressured into creating your magnum opus!

I have included a small setlist on post three of this thread which includes some of my previous work. Simply click a song title to be taken directly to it. Please note that this isn't an exhaustive list, so please feel free to read through the pages of this thread.

24-Apr-2018 01:34:47 - Last edited on 31-Dec-2021 16:35:58 by Trewavas

Trewavas
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This week's featured song is...


Under Social
Parody of Under Pressure, by Queen and David Bowie

Mm ba ba de
Um bum ba de
Um bu bu bum da de

Social, pushing down on me,
Pressing down on you - no thread ask for!
Social media, that brings a forum down,
Splits RuneScape in two,
Puts FMods on streets!

Um ba ba be
Um ba ba be
De day da
Ee day da
That's nokay!

It's the terror of knowing
What this game is about!
Watching some good friends screaming:
"Get me out!"
Pray tomorrow gets me postcount,
Pressure on people, people on the threads.

Day day de mm hm
Da da da ba ba
Okay!
Postin' around, spend my coins around the spin,
These aren’t the days the forums live but they die!

Ee do ba be
Ee da ba ba ba
Um bo bo
Be lap
People on social ee da de da de
People on threads ee da de da de da de da

It's the terror of knowing
What this Reddit's about
Watching some good friends screaming:
"Come join in!"
Pray tomorrow gets me posts and post and pooooooooooooost
Pressure on people, people on the threads.

They turned away from it all like blind men,
Fresh start worlds, but they don't work
Keep coming up with updates but they’re so slashed and torn
Why, why, why?

Escape scape scape scape scape
Insanity laughs, under pressure we're breaking
Can't we give the threads one more chance?
Why can't we give posts that one more chance?
Why can't we give posts
Give posts, give posts, give posts,
Give posts, give posts, give posts, give posts, give posts...

'Cause forum's such an old-fashioned word
And posts dare you to care for
The people on the...
edge of their fight,
And posts dare you to change your way of
Caring about updates
This is their last dance,
This is their last chance,
This is ourselves...
Under Reddit.
Under Twitter.
Social.

24-Apr-2018 01:34:56 - Last edited on 04-Oct-2022 23:53:12 by Trewavas

Trewavas
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A selection of my parodies!
Please read through for more.


Cute Bunny Tails
Fishin for Me
(Everything I Break), I Do if for Frou
Bobby Pie
NoSword the Swordless
Livin' on a Pet
21 Posts
Annexing in the RS
2000 Posts
Mr. RunePass Man
RuneScapian Rhapsody
We Built This City
Money for Nothin
Any Way You Slay It
Tie Your Dino Down
Double Double Double
Some Paddock to Clean
Suspicious Mounds
Unmaxed Girl
'35

24-Apr-2018 01:35:08 - Last edited on 05-Apr-2021 20:27:41 by Trewavas

Cherry Waves

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Ah you did it :)

I agree you should post your previous songs either here or another thread Fred to archive their gloriousness

How about a song in honoUr of getting your first ever 99?
Boop!
........................................................................................ Old School ...................................................................................
Bleghy

24-Apr-2018 21:14:00

Trewavas
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I'll consider it, but there's like 26 of them now. As Firemaking was my first 99, here you go:


'Wav on Fire
(Parody of: Man on Fire, by Roger Taylor)

I burn these streets each and every day,
Lightin' lines of fire just to earn my cape,
Just to level up to max someday.
But the fires are hot and lines they break,
When you spend gold all you got is logs;
Don't it make you start to chop the trees?

Sometimes I feel like a 'Wav on fire,
Sometimes I feel like it's a pointless skill,
Sometimes I want to burn down this Grand Exchange!

24-Apr-2018 21:31:38 - Last edited on 26-Sep-2020 01:24:52 by Trewavas

Trewavas
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Penguin Ga Ga
(Parody of: Radio Ga Ga, by Queen)

I'd sit alone, in Arctic nights,
My only friend, through Northern lights,
And every seal, I had to eat,
I got it from my Polar Bear,

They gave me an extra penguin point,
Through RuneScape's wells, invaded by bears,
They're peering out, no ice flow now,
They gave me an extra chore to do (Polar Bear)

So don't let Twill', hear you say,
Such bad things about, pengs and their friends,
Who just hunt fish, down South right now,
And just spy out, on Falkland Lands.

28-Apr-2018 02:05:06

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