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Purrfurred

Purrfurred

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In that case.. my gift to you! :D

BOLD!
Always believe in your coal,
You've got the power to smi-i-ith
Yer work 's indestructable , always achievin'

'Cause you are BOLD!
I'm glad that yer smithin' to earn,
there's ores that need to be turned!
Yer work 's indestructable , always achievin'
/\,_,/\ //
\ ^.~ /
Rawr!

/_,_,_\//

06-May-2018 17:03:25 - Last edited on 06-May-2018 17:08:22 by Purrfurred

0815

0815

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Here, I dug out a parody I once made for another part of Jagex:


Wir zieh'n durch die Straßen und die Wildnis dieser Welt.
Das ist unsre' Nacht, wie für uns beide gemacht, oho oho
Ich schließe meine Augen, lösche jedes Tabu
Teleblock auf der Haut, so wie ein Schatzjäger-Tattoo, oho, oho.
Was das zwischen uns auch ist, Bilder die man nie vergisst
Und dein Blick hat mir gezeigt, das ist unsre' Zeit

Atemlos durch die Wildnis
...
Spür' was PKer mit uns machen
Atemlos, schwindelfrei, großes Kino für uns zwei


Helene Fischer - Atemlos durch die Nacht
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haECT-SerHk
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06-May-2018 17:14:34

0815

0815

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That one I made for Mod Moon:

Work all day on a drink of co-ffee
(Moon-light come and we wan' go home)
Stack co-ffee till thee even-ing come
(Moon-light come and we wan' go home)

Come, Mister su-per-vi-sor, tal-ly me trans-la-tion
(Moon-light come and we wan' go home)
Come, Mister su-per-vi-sor, tal-ly me trans-la-tiona
(Moon-light come and we wan' go home)
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06-May-2018 17:15:02

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Time for one of my very first parodies, written for Nosword with his bald-headed RuneScape forum picture, his lack of a sword and his love of RuneScape Whiskey:

No Sword the Swordless
(Parody of We are the Champions, by Queen)

He's drunk his Whiskey,
Time after time,
Perhaps a death sentence,
But he's committing no crime,
And pints of beer,
He's had a few,
He's had his share of being off his face,
But he's come throoooooooooooooough,
(and he means to drink on, and on, and on, and on)

Nosword, the hairless, my friend,
And he'll keep on drinkin', 'till the end,
Nosword the hairless,
Nosword the swordless,
No time for tea breaks,
'Cause Nosword the clueless,
With no butt

He's taken his shots,
And his mattress now calls,
RuneScape brought him hair loss and cravings,
And everything that goes with it!
He thanks the Gowers!

But he has no bed of roses,
Nor buttocks or swords,
He considers this a challenge before
The whole RuneScapian race!
And he probably gonna lose!
And he means to have no sword, no hair, no butt, no clue,

oh,
Nosword, the hairless, my friend,
And he'll keep on drinkin', 'till the end,
Nosword the hairless,
Nosword the swordless,
No time for tea breaks,
'Cause Nosword the clueless.....

Nosword, the hairless, my friend,
And he'll keep on drinkin', 'till the end,
Nosword the hairless,
Nosword the swordless,
No time for tea breaks,
'Cause Nosword the clueless.....

06-May-2018 17:31:16 - Last edited on 10-Jul-2020 19:34:00 by Trewavas

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